Dreamzu Part I

Today I had a chocolate muffin that tasted weird, coke, orange juice and bueno.
/Blogged about food
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Alright, gonna make a blog about the most memorable dreams I've had, and remember.

STARTING WITH:

THE RANDOM DREAM OF THE DUDE I WILL CALL JOSEPH THAT TELEPORTS PLACES WITH A BADASS SWORD AND ENDED UP IN A TOILET

DREAM BLOG, PART I

I had this dream in year 6. I apparently had this partner who I will call Joseph; we in trouble with the law and we could teleport with this random sword into different worlds. I remember there being this king thingy or w/e, who were chasing us. The sword was heavy and shit so Joseph was like "LETS TELEPORT!!" and I was like "LOLWUT? OKAY." So I grabbed on and ended up in my house, and Joseph was no where to be seen. 

Badass

So I was like DDDDDDDDD: Where IS he? And I start wondering around the house. And then, I go to the bathroom upstairs, and see him being flushed UP. And I was just staring, watching him getting flushed UP the toilet, covered in shit. 

Sorry bro, I was too busy laughing

I was laughing my head off, like, holy shit. Literal shit. And he was fully ">| STFU I FORGOT TO GRAB THE SWORD AND HAD TO GO BY SEWAGE PIPING DAMMIT"

I told him to take a shower and how that statement made no sense at all. 

He raged.

STAY TUNED, FOR PART II